The mirror shop

I went into this antique mirror shop today and said to this very fat bald man "Excuse me , I want to buy a mirror"

Then a voice from directly behind me said "I'm behind you sir"

On the way home I was driving down the A3 towards Guildford and a man's car had broken down. I stopped and asked him if I could help. He said "Could you give me a lift?", so I replied "You have a very nice manner, your quite good looking and you will never go bald".

"Uh-ha, it's all good baby bay-bee, uh"

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