Alice

Haven't been on here for a while as I have been a bit poorly. Eric reckons I've got a touch of the Alice. When I asked him what that was he said " I don't know, but it's what Christopher Robbin went down with".

I was trying to cross the very busy road across St Giles High Street the other day, It was so busy. Some old dear came up to me and said "There's a Zebra crossing round the corner young man"
" We'll I hope he's having better luck than me" I replied.